像呵护小动物一样爱你的另一半 | Love Your Valentine Like an Animal

维根咨询PBC 繁体 2019-08-07 20:13

我妈妈总是对我的生活方式指指点点。“务必，务必，要稳定下来。你只能有一个伴侣！”她是一夫一妻制的坚决拥护者。

My mother always judges my lifestyle. “Please, please, settle down. You should have only ONE partner!” She is a strong believer in monogamy.

“老妈，你真是老旧思想，我们这一代已经进化啦！一夫一妻制的传统没有科学依据……“讲这话的时候我带着胜利的喜悦和自豪感，感觉自己赢了这场谈话。

“Well, you are old fashioned, Ma. I am evolved enough to know this. Traditions like monogamy are not based on science,” I said with a sense of pride in winning the conversation.

另外惊讶的是，我妈给我背诵了一长串动物王国一系列物种清单，这些动物是单配偶型的。也就是说它们遇见彼此，约会，最后安顿下来。没有分手，没有离婚。

To my surprise, my mother recited a list of species in the Animalia Kingdom that actually mate for life. In other words, they meet, date and finally settle down together. No break up. No divorce.

今天是七夕，我想和大家分享我妈好几年前跟我说的那几种动物。2019，好好爱你的伴侣吧，像这些可爱的小动物们一样！

This Chinese Valentine’s Day, I would like to share with you the list my mom shared with me a few years ago. Love your Valentine this 2019 like these animals.

在印度尼西亚的森林里，每天早晨，

雄性长臂猿和雌性长臂猿都会上演一场音乐二重唱！

Some mornings in the forests of Indonesia, a male and female gibbon will perform a musical duet!

雄性用死老鼠和尖叫声当礼物来求爱。

如果雌性猫头鹰用吱吱声回应，她的意思就是“我愿意！”

Males woo females with screeches and gifts of dead mice. If the female responds with croaking sounds,

she's basically saying, "I do."

狼的爱情是至死方休的。在野外，它们从两岁开始繁殖。交配的狼每年都要生一窝幼崽来强大他们的狼群。

It's usually "'til death do us part" for wolves. In the wild, they start breeding by the age of two. Mated pairs build their wolf pack by having a new litter every year.

雄性和雌性共同抚养他们的孩子，直到一个伴侣死去。恋家的海狸偶尔会和别的海狸调情，但这还不足以打破家庭。

The males and females co-parent their young and stay together until one partner dies. Attached beavers occasionally philander, but it's not

enough to break up the family.

异地恋并不容易，但秃鹰在这个过程中可以茁壮成长。这些鸟在冬季的迁徙中单独飞行，在每个繁殖季节与它们的配偶重新在一起。大多数秃鹰在五岁时配对，至少维持20年。

Long-distance relationships aren't easy, but bald eagles thrive in them. The birds fly solo during winter and migration, reconnecting with their mates each breeding season. Most eagles pair off by the age of five and stay together at least 20 years.

不要被这个可爱的名字给蒙骗喽。这对恋人是好斗的主儿，做每件事都像一对猎手一样，在暗礁中游荡，保卫自己的领地。就像你会觉得你的前男友很粘人。

Don't let the name fool you. These lovers are aggressive fighters that do almost everything as a pair—hunting, hanging out in the reef, and defending their territory.

And you thought your ex was clingy.

为了避免被吃掉，这些动物不是一次一次地交配，而是面对面地多次交配，比如亲吻和爱抚对方的吸盘。少儿不宜……哈哈，真想跟它俩说：喂！找个房间好嘛！

Instead of mating once at a distance to avoid being eaten, these creatures mate face to face a number of times and even appear to kiss and fondle each other's suckers. Get a room, you two!

不但帮助配偶筑巢，它们也是鸭科动物中的

一种夫妻分担孵卵职责的鸟类。

In addition to helping their mates build nests, they're one of only two male birds in the Anatidae family that share egg incubation duties.

它们对伴侣极其忠诚，它们之所以出名有一个原因是它们碰到那些出轨的人会进行人身攻击。

是不是难以置信？

They are so committed to one another that some black vultures have been known to physically attack others who were caught cheating on their mate.

春蚕到死丝方尽，蜡炬成灰泪始干。

也可以来形容斑鸠了，它们一生只爱一个人。

被当作是挚爱和奉献的象征。

Turtle doves stay together until death, and are recognized as a symbol of endless love and devotion.

2024-03-17 13:58

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